25 January 2007 . 1:52 PM
Today, Jin Rui and Chee Yern came up with this idea of writing a story, a joke actually. It was mostly written by Chee Yern and the Idea's is from Chee Yern, Jin Rui and ME! It's er.. quite entertaining when you have totally nothing else to do. Here goes..
The clear version;
Wong Chee Yern
Yap Jin Rui
Jamie Liew
Siew Woei Yee
Johor; in the flood
Chee Yern starts to swim inside the flood, Jin Rui was standing on top of a car, Woei Yee somehow got onto a roof and Jamie was sunbathing. Suddenly, a tsunami came and everybody grabbed hold of a log. And suddenly they got carried away to Australia. On the way there, Jamie hit her head against a carrot and became dumb. She thinks that she's a talking carrot. Woei Yee suddenly felt hungry and said, "I'm hungry!". Jamie, in turn, screamed in horror and said, "Don't eat me! Don't eat me!", And so she ran to a fish and chips store and ate beside a b*tch( I don't know why is this here either. Ask Chee Yern!) named Aaron Chin. Aaron Chin had boobs made of oranges. Jamie felt hungry and took the oranges and ate them. Jin Rui and Chee Yern watches then and scientifically became crazy. Jin Rui thinks she's Ultraman and Chee Yern wore her underwear outside and shouted " I'm Superman! ". Thus, everyone called them the black ultraman and the chinese superman.
Oh wait! The food that Jamie and Woei Yee ate actually contained super powers! Thus Jamie became bra-woman and Woei Yee became panty-woman! ( Chee Yern's a pervert =.= ) Together, the four good friends will save the world and they named themselves, Dumbtastic 4. Jin Rui with the ability to make people laugh until they pee! Jamie throws her bras that can tie up anyone and she can make bras appear by the blink of eye! Sexy bras, polka-dot bras, ugly bras, you name it! Woei Yee uses a catapu4 that shoots out panties! Chee Yern's body odour stinks and can make anyone faint and her limit break is her fart which can fly anyone off to Hawaii! Suddenly a tornado is so strong came and flew the Dumbtastic 4 to the Great Wall of China. As soon as Jin Rui landed, everyone laughed and pee-ed till there was a flood which crumpled the Great Wall of China. This flood actually flooded the whole of China. Soon, they floated away to Antartica. They shivered in cold. Jamie conjured up bras for everyone, while Woei Yee had a pile of panties to burn. Chee Yern's stink fainted all the animals and they ate them. But the animals contain neutral properties so they became normal people. Suddenly they saw Suzen chased by Penguins and Suzen ran towards them and they end up getting chased by Penguins too. Suddenly Sandra appeared with super sharp eyelashes that can be shoot out. She shot eyelashes at the penguins and they died. Oh no! Jamie's hand got pricked by a super long eyelash!
The eyelash contains deadly poison. Jamie is going to die in half an hour! Who will save her now?! Suddenly Fabian came and give Jamie the kiss of life! (PUKES) But it was not enough as Jamie will die in an hour. So Aaron Chin took his orange boobs and squeeze them. Jamie drank the orange juice and recovered, but she became orange in colour. Woei Yee the hungry girl ate whiteberry ice-cream which she found out of nowhere and soon turned into Ju Onn. She frightened everybody and everybody ran like Rhino's and ended up in Spain. Jin Rui met a cute spanish engineer and got married with him on that day itself. Soon, the dumbtastic 4 became 4 - 1 + 1. Jin Rui gave birth 9 months later to a cute baby boy. Chee Yern became godmother to the baby boy. One day she kidnapped the baby boy and disappeared. Jin Rui was so heartbroken she divorced the spanish guy. Jin Rui and Jamie went to search for the baby boy, 10 years past and baby boy grew up. They met Woei Yee on the way, when Woei Yee as Ju Onn saw Jin Rui's heartbroken face, Woei Yee became Woei Yee. And 8 years past while Jin Rui, Jamie and Woei Yee grow old, Chee Yern remains young because she had learnt magic. The baby boy, now named Derek became a fine man. Derek became a famous magician under Chee Yern's guidance. One day, Jamie, Jin Rui and Woei Yee went to Derek's magic show. Jin Rui felt an instant bond between her and Derek. So she went to his room and at that time Derek was changing. Jin Rui instantly recognized the birth mark on his arm.
She cried, "Baby Boy! My son!" Derek saw his black mother (Chee Yern's being mean) and cried, "My black mother!" and they reunited. Suddenly Chee Yern appeared and Derek locked her up. Jamie and Woei Yee came just in time to see Chee Yern transform into a tiger and burst out of the cage. Instantly the room is filled with magic. And so everybody transformed into anything they like. Derek into and eagle, Jin Rui into a dog, Woei Yee into a penguin and Jamie into a pomeranian. And so they started fighting. Derek used his claws and winds, Jin Rui used her teeth and tail, Woei Yee uses her beak, Jamie uses her paws and Chee Yern her teeth and claws. Oh no! the magic has gone and so Jin Rui, Woei Yee and Jamie got stucked as animals while Chee Yern and Derek became humans. With the blink of an eye, Jin Rui, Woei Yee and Jamie became humans again. Now we have just one problem. They're still stuck. Jin Rui's extreme anger turned her into a Gorilla. She broke out free. She was surprised at herself and she suddenly became human again. But he we still have a problem. Jamie, Woei Yee, Chee Yern and Derek are still stuck. Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! (huh?) they're saved. And Jin Rui started chasing Chee Yern. And we still hear Chee Yern's scream now. The End.
haha. Yes the students of 3 Kreatif is bored, retarded and lame. Whatever it is. Enjoy! =)
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